Love Poem to Bill Hader 

You can do everything — 
Slacker lifeguard who can’t swim 
Sweet sports doctor who can’t resist 
An Uptown Girl during operation 
Mad scientist whose food storms 
Sweep the nation.
You play Jim Carrey on Saturday Night
Turn Fear into something more than fright 
But my favorite role — though you can’t be pinned — 
is a suicidal Skeleton Twin. 

Your love for your sister, teacher and fish
Your Halloween dress, your one shattered wish
Shining bright in the bar, dancing slow, feeling wild
Red lips and fake tits
Like when you were a child —
You cast aside the words that wound you 
Slicing deep like knives 
You knew what she meant 
And jumped in the pool
To save one, and then two of your lives.

Rock on, Bill Hader
You’ve got the full-spectrum heart —
Invite us to laugh in the sunshine
Then prod us down into the dark. 

By: Allison Gems